Class Commentary Appreciator Pillows

'I'm so glad you sat down, Sir - my feet were near frozen!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Final words on gravestones.

Alms Bank

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"I just love your use of lying"

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

Mary McCarthy.

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

'In addition I have some valuable information about your fly.'

Emergency Room Jerk

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Blind and a Pig (I'm Told).

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

'Bird legs! Bird legs!'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Living in the moment. Please help.

The Chinese of Paris - The first glass. The sixth glass.