Class Critique Lover Pillows

'Old Etonian - you can tell by the air of effortless superiority.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Karl Marx

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Hosni Mubarak blinks

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

'They always off the mom.'

"I've been trying for days, but I can't get hold of the Superintendent for Accountability."

Gin Lane.

"Stay right there. I'm practicing poverty distancing."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Fortune 500 Earnings

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

King Solomon, ethical slut.

"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"

"There - now we're safe and prosperous."

'Oh, I've seen my crackpot notions become mainstream thinking, but I try to stay ahead of the curve...'

"I really hate it when guys pinch my bottom."