Class Commentary Enthusiasts Pillows

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Gee, thanks pal."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Dog Days

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

Covid Plaster

Classy Dogs.

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

"I don't think we'll ever get off this boat!"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'Most people just put their elderly parents into a care home!'

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

"But, I have to work from home. Otherwise, the junk man might haul it off while I'm away."

"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"

"I shall require many menservants."

Bethelehem Billboard.

Snobbish gentlemen

"One of nature's nobleman and a bag lady."

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman