Class Issue Commentator Pillows

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Champagne at the hunt

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Profits for Big Pharma

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Here's my report Dad. I got an A, an S, a B and an O.'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"Football? What makes you think it's a magazine about football?"

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

Roue FatiguePlease Help.

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."