Class Issues Pillows

Forty Dunhill and three lucky dips... Pathetic loser! Do you look lucky? Whoa, that is so judgemental, I'm a snob!

'Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people.'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Every class has one. . .

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

"What's it like in the real economy?"

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

IVF Slut

"You can't bully me."

Poet and Peasant

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

'Sheer snobbery using a chauffeur on a bus.'

Proud to be posh!

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

Horse riders

"It's like Poundstore or Quid Emporium only we're in Knightsbridge."

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

Genteel man in spacious conservatory, depicted next to family in a cramped garret: 'What the people can want with a crystal palace on Sundays, I can't think! Surely they ought to be contented with their church and then home afterwards.'

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

'I'm afraid you could do better work in order to get your daughter into this school.'