Class Division Pillows

'Listen if work such a marvellous thing, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves!'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Every class has one. . .

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"What's it like in the real economy?"

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"You can't bully me."

Poet and Peasant

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

Cabs vs Omnibuses

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class

Proud to be posh!

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

'Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people.'

This is one posh bear!

Horse riders

"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."

Genteel man in spacious conservatory, depicted next to family in a cramped garret: 'What the people can want with a crystal palace on Sundays, I can't think! Surely they ought to be contented with their church and then home afterwards.'

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

Mistress and servant

The Old Order Changeth.

The View From Here: 25 cents.

Costermonger addresses gentleman