Class Division Analyst Pillows

"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

Cabs vs Omnibuses

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

North / South divide

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class

The Old Order Changeth.

"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."

"One of nature's nobleman and a bag lady."

Costermonger addresses gentleman

Snobbish gentlemen

"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."

'Frank got a job? I wish you had said something. You know I don't like to hang around that type.'

'Haves' and 'Have Nots'

"Relax - he called you a peasant, not a pedant."

"Hobophobe!"

"For Labour to get back into power we have to reconnect with the 'common man'..."

"Since hiking the student fees we have noticed we're getting a slightly less varied intake!"

"I can't get political right now—my employer's in the car with me."

BUCKS, next exit...BIG BUCKS, right lane.