Class Structure Analysts Pillows

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'Okay, you're the executive and I'm not. I got it. I got it!!'

Who is that little one down there?

Film critic critics

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"Nonsense, it's just your perception that I treat you like crap."

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"What's it like in the real economy?"

Poet and Peasant

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"You can't bully me."

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"You're being very silly, Louis. Arnold is not my favorite vice-president—you are all my favorite vice-presidents."

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

Higher Instincts, Middling Instincts, and Baser Instincts.

"As a manager I might have my head in the clouds, but it's much better than being a worker who has his whole body in the dirt!"