'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'
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"The peasants are revolting Sire."
"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"
"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."
"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."
"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."
'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'
'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'
'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'
Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.
"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"
A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch
'Gee, thanks pal."
IVF Slut
David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'
'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'
'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'
'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'
'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'
"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"
North / South divide
'Scram! Find a different spot to park yourself!'
Workers and Managers Demonstrating for Pay.
Rich and poor
"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."
"My Uncle John says your homework assignments are nothing short of torture!"
'Frank got a job? I wish you had said something. You know I don't like to hang around that type.'
"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."
Rich Like You
"I believe we shall all go in one car."
"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."
The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.
"For Labour to get back into power we have to reconnect with the 'common man'..."
'Bank'
"Well, I've tried both, and in all honesty, I'd have to say I prefer wretched excess to wretched minimalism!"
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