Class Divide Commentator Pillows

"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Champagne at the hunt

Oil in Nigeria.

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Native Headgear

Corona Vaccine

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

Home for the Holidays

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Gee, thanks pal."

IVF Slut

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

"but I thought I had another, an older one."

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Fat banker

"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."

"I shall require many menservants."