Social Class Commentator Pillows

"I feel like I'm not living up to my zip code."

"I liked Nancy Reagan, but somehow I like Barbara Bush even more."

"I shall require many menservants."

"We're competitive in all the sports the middle class schools can't afford."

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

'I warned you not to underestimate bourgeois morality!'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Government a la Carte

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Critisize your weight.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Our Two Parties, Explained

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

The Berlin Peace Movement