Wealth And Class Commentator Pillows

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Spot the difference.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Champagne at the hunt

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

Oil in Nigeria.

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Ryan Crossing

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Poor man and rich man

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

CEO slumber

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing