Class Structure Analysts Mugs

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Who is that little one down there?

'Okay, you're the executive and I'm not. I got it. I got it!!'

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

Film critic critics

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"Nonsense, it's just your perception that I treat you like crap."

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"What's it like in the real economy?"

Poet and Peasant

IVF Slut

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"You can't bully me."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"You're being very silly, Louis. Arnold is not my favorite vice-president—you are all my favorite vice-presidents."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"As a manager I might have my head in the clouds, but it's much better than being a worker who has his whole body in the dirt!"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'