"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"
Class Divide Pillows
Add a touch of witty social critique to your home decor with pillows that poke fun at the class divide, perfect for sparking conversations in any social space.
"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."
'Hi, Giles, how's it goin'?'
"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"
Every class has one. . .
"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"
"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."
"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."
The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...
'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'
IVF Slut
"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."
"What's it like in the real economy?"
Poet and Peasant
"You can't bully me."
Newly Non-Mega-Rich
'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'
"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."
A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.
Genteel man in spacious conservatory, depicted next to family in a cramped garret: 'What the people can want with a crystal palace on Sundays, I can't think! Surely they ought to be contented with their church and then home afterwards.'
The Old Order Changeth.
Horse riders
Proud to be posh!
Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class
"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."
This is one posh bear!
"It's like Poundstore or Quid Emporium only we're in Knightsbridge."
Mistress and servant
"Plebs won't know what the word means!"
'Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people.'
The View From Here: 25 cents.
Snobbish gentlemen
"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."
"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."
'Sometimes I worry that my kids are to pampered, so this summer I wanted them to experience life as those less fortunate than us live it...It's positively the last time I ever fly economy!'
Class Divide Pillows Collection
Class Divide Mugs
Discover more clever mugs that playfully address the class divide—perfect for daily use and sparking conversations.
Class Divide Prints
Browse our prints that humorously showcase the class divide—perfect for adding a witty edge to your wall art collection.
Class Divide T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts that make witty statements about social class differences—ideal for casual wear with a message.