"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."
Class Division Analyst Gifts
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"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"
"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"
"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."
"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."
'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'
Barrister startled by a witness' description of him
'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'
"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."
'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'
'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'
Cabs vs Omnibuses
'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'
'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'
"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"
"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."
North / South divide
Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing
"Plebs won't know what the word means!"
'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'
Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class
The Old Order Changeth.
"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."
"One of nature's nobleman and a bag lady."
Costermonger addresses gentleman
Snobbish gentlemen
"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."
'Frank got a job? I wish you had said something. You know I don't like to hang around that type.'
'Haves' and 'Have Nots'
"Relax - he called you a peasant, not a pedant."
"Hobophobe!"
"For Labour to get back into power we have to reconnect with the 'common man'..."
"Since hiking the student fees we have noticed we're getting a slightly less varied intake!"
"I can't get political right now—my employer's in the car with me."
BUCKS, next exit...BIG BUCKS, right lane.
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