Class Division Gifts

'Listen if work such a marvellous thing, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves!'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Every class has one. . .

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"You can't bully me."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

IVF Slut

"What's it like in the real economy?"

Poet and Peasant

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

Cabs vs Omnibuses

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

"And I'd like to get out of this damned suit!"

Proud to be posh!

Genteel man in spacious conservatory, depicted next to family in a cramped garret: 'What the people can want with a crystal palace on Sundays, I can't think! Surely they ought to be contented with their church and then home afterwards.'

'Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people.'

Noah's Ark: Economy/First Class

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

Horse riders

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

The Old Order Changeth.

"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."

Mistress and servant

"It's like Poundstore or Quid Emporium only we're in Knightsbridge."

This is one posh bear!

The View From Here: 25 cents.