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A Maid and her Mistress.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Yearbook

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Viola player coming through!"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Buddhist photo albums,

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Miss, I suck at playing the flute."

'Where Are They Now?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."