Group Classes Pillows

'That's our group plan.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Welcome."

Niche Extracurriculars

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Meeting in Progress.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Fencing Lessons

Group hug.

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

"I think I speak for all of us."

Belonging to a group is motivational.

IVF Slut

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Poet and Peasant

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"You can't bully me."

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

"What's it like in the real economy?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

Breakout Room

I'm graduating! You'll have to pick a new eco-club president. How will we ever manage? Not sure. Tap tap tap tap tap. Now one else screws things up as well as she does! Of course

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'