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Rich Like You

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Champagne at the hunt

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Profits for Big Pharma

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

IVF Slut

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

'Gee, thanks pal."

'Here's my report Dad. I got an A, an S, a B and an O.'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

IVF Slut

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

The Politics of Masochism

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

Roue FatiguePlease Help.

"Football? What makes you think it's a magazine about football?"

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'