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'Gee, thanks pal."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

War 2023

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Ukraine Crisis

The face mask

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

IVF Slut

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

"I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning."

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

Peace Under Siege

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

The peace process.

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

War is a Force That Gives Us Meaninglessness