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'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Disparate housewives.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Home for the Holidays

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

IVF Slut

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Gee, thanks pal."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

"I'd be fun, too, if you had her money."

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

Horse riders

"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."

"I shall require many menservants."

"Our studies have shown that 'nature' and 'nurture' are both important but nothing like as important as a trust fund!"

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

Proud to be posh!

Rich and poor

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

Rich Like You

Vending machine selling 'a touch of class' for 50c.

Snobbish gentlemen

"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."