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"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

North / South divide

Rich and poor

"It's like Poundstore or Quid Emporium only we're in Knightsbridge."

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

This is one posh bear!

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."

Vending machine selling 'a touch of class' for 50c.

Snobbish gentlemen

'Frank got a job? I wish you had said something. You know I don't like to hang around that type.'

"If you do good work, maybe some day your son will work for my son."

Costermonger addresses gentleman

"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."

"For Labour to get back into power we have to reconnect with the 'common man'..."

"Relax - he called you a peasant, not a pedant."

'Bank'

"Since hiking the student fees we have noticed we're getting a slightly less varied intake!"

'Listen if work such a marvellous thing, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves!'

"Do you think the people at the higher rooftop bar are having more fun?"

"If we're the 'havs' then that must make you the 'hav-notts'."

"It's going to be interesting to see what happens to my middle-class values."