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Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Gee, thanks pal."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

IVF Slut

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Dog Days

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

"I don't think we'll ever get off this boat!"

Classy Dogs.

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

Covid Plaster

'Most people just put their elderly parents into a care home!'

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"

"But, I have to work from home. Otherwise, the junk man might haul it off while I'm away."

"I shall require many menservants."

Bethelehem Billboard.

Snobbish gentlemen

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman