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"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

"Wrong Side of the Tracks National Park

"Ugh. Nepo puppy."

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Affluenza.

"I'm afraid you have the common cold lady for choir. We don't have anything more exclusive."

"Some trailer trash has just moved in next door."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

I break for toilet paper

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

How Will They Manage without Us?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Alpha males through the ages!

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

QANON PROUD BOY

Death to Stultophobia

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Civilization Ltd Urgently Asks To Stigmatize the Unvaccinated!

"How do I know you won't turn around and blow it all on milk?"

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'