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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Age-salary ratio

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Graduation at the executioner's school

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

There's always one.

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

'Don't call me Sandy at work.'

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

North / South divide

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"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

'Please Miss, do I include the woodworm?'

Pit orchestra.

"This chart will simplify our market projections."

"If the principal calls it's probably about my '15 minutes of fame'."

London Poor Crouching in Street

"I intend to carry in as leader... I am not a quitter..."

Affluenza.

"Wrong Side of the Tracks National Park

"How would I begin solving the problem? By using a calculator."