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"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

King George I

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

Soldier armed with a pen.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'The King of what?'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"One blackbird pizza?"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

"He keeps touching me!"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"