Class Commentary Fans Gifts

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

Leftie Trump

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

The Limits of Satire

QANON PROUD BOY

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"It's not as if I invented the food chain."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'Could you tidy your place up a bit? - I've got some first time buyers coming round this afternoon.'

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'

Home mortgages and government bailouts.

'Big Udder is Watching'

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

Support our C.E.O.s.

There's always one.

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

Lost my bureaucratic job please help.

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust