Class Critique Fan Gifts

Pier Pressure

In Stock: I can't believe it's a butler.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

Privatized Jails

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

Graduation at the executioner's school

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

"How's my head size today."

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

Dog Days

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Ernie

"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"

'Ms. Jones, in the future lay out my other cassocks on Sundays.'

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'