Class Critique Fan Mugs

Pier Pressure

In Stock: I can't believe it's a butler.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Privatized Jails

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Graduation at the executioner's school

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

"How's my head size today."

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

Dog Days

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Ernie

"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"

'Ms. Jones, in the future lay out my other cassocks on Sundays.'

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

Cull people who say they will call you but never do.