Class Critique Enthusiast Mugs

"They never find any lice but it does establish the social order"

Oil barrels: Crude, Refined, Downright Snobbish

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Karl Marx

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

"I've been trying for days, but I can't get hold of the Superintendent for Accountability."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

"Stay right there. I'm practicing poverty distancing."

Dog Days

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

Capitalism Sucks but Money is Okay!

"There - now we're safe and prosperous."

"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"

"Our teacher isn't as user-friendly as our computers."

'Oh, I've seen my crackpot notions become mainstream thinking, but I try to stay ahead of the curve...'

"I really hate it when guys pinch my bottom."

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"