Class Commentary Gifts

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Gee, thanks pal."

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

Violence in schools has increased

IVF Slut

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"I've been trying for days, but I can't get hold of the Superintendent for Accountability."

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk."

"Our teacher isn't as user-friendly as our computers."

"I shall require many menservants."

Critical Thinking....

Praise better than scolding: 'Having set the school on fire, well done for calling the fire brigade.'

"We're absolutely gutted, Jamie missed out on the local grammar when he only got a 'C' in 'normal family'!"

'What about 'cronyism'?'