Class Commentary Collectors Gifts

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

The New World Order

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Violence in schools has increased

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Gee, thanks pal."

'We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account.'

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

"Let's go to the womens' protest march to pick up some hot chicks!"

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

'Bet you 10 thousand dollars, no make that 10 million dollars!...That I'm getting more Super-Pac campaign funding than you are!'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

"One of nature's nobleman and a bag lady."

"We're absolutely gutted, Jamie missed out on the local grammar when he only got a 'C' in 'normal family'!"

Affluenza.

"Wrong Side of the Tracks National Park

'Haves' and 'Have Nots'

"They never find any lice but it does establish the social order"