Class Commentator Gifts

'Haves' and 'Have Nots'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

"I can't get political right now—my employer's in the car with me."

"One of nature's nobleman and a bag lady."

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

Two working class men commenting on a slender swell

BUCKS, next exit...BIG BUCKS, right lane.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Every class has one. . .

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Champagne at the hunt

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

'Gee, thanks pal."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

IVF Slut

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

Dog Days

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

"Mom, can you take me to school? It takes forever when dad does."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"I shall require many menservants."

Will tip for service.

"After 20 years of schooling, you're skilled at just one thing, taking tests"