Class System Commentator Gifts

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

Grading Guidelines.

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

IVF Slut

'Gee, thanks pal."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

"I'd like to help the middle class, but I can't FIND it!"

The Illusion of School Choice

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Sleeping Students

"I shall require many menservants."

Will tip for service.

"Plebs won't know what the word means!"

Crowded classrooms: 'Sorry lady, no more room.'

'I warned you not to underestimate bourgeois morality!'

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