Class System Satirist Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the class system satirist in your life? Our curated collection offers humor-infused products that poke fun at societal hierarchies. From sarcastic mugs to witty t-shirts, each item is designed to entertain and provoke thought. Whether they’re a renowned social commentator or just love a good joke about class distinctions, these unique gifts will resonate with their sharp wit and love of satire.

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"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins." mockup

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

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Ethics exam cheater.

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"The peasants are revolting Sire." mockup

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

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What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans. mockup

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

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"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life." mockup

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

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'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.' mockup

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.' mockup

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?" mockup

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

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"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny." mockup

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

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"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children." mockup

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

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'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.' mockup

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

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"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption." mockup

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

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"Twenty five years! But your honor, mockup

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

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The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine. mockup

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

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'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..." mockup

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

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"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor." mockup

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

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'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!' mockup

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

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"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled." mockup

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

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'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!' mockup

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

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"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill." mockup

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

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"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it." mockup

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

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'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?' mockup

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

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"Parts and labor?"

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"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well." mockup

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

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"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

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