Class Warfare Commentator Gifts

IVF Slut

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

War 2023

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Champagne at the hunt

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Ukraine Crisis

'Now we've got rid of that pesky Gen. ___ we can run the war in ___ the way it ought to be run...'

The Commander-in-Chief

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

'Gee, thanks pal."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

Ask and Tell

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Peace Under Siege

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

"I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning."

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Sneak and Dip

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'