War Commentator Gifts

Sneak and Dip

The Commander-in-Chief

Hearts and Minds

'Now we've got rid of that pesky Gen. ___ we can run the war in ___ the way it ought to be run...'

A rocket gets wedged into Mosul.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'War is hell.'

'So some more of our troops got blown up, but at least all of us politicians are ok.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Pretty Flowers

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Tearing up the Iran Deal