Conflict Commentator Gifts

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

War fashion show. Death watches on as new uniforms are displayed.

'Looks like a standoff to me.'

Peace Under Siege

Ukraine Crisis

A man sitting on a map of the world surrounded by missiles

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"There goes the neighbourhood."

"Is there to be no end to our overtime?"

Mercenary

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

The peace process.

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

What Israeli soldiers fear the most...

'Just when I thought my chances for being heroic were gone. Then to my good fortune, along came Afghanistan.'

Leading the Flock

"I want peace"

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

"I can't hear you! He gets the Nobel Prize for what??"

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

"I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning."

War 2023

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Chinese stock market

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Cartoonist thinking'

Ukraine Crisis

Invade/Fail/Deny

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.