
"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.
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"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.
Naming World War II.
Journalists killed in Ukraine
Shireen Abu Akleh
"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."
That's What Happens
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
War 2023
Invade/Fail/Deny
Militant Pacifists
US strike on Syria.
This time...War on Terrorism.
A series of cameras go through a war zone.
Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'
"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"
Calling the IDF
"Victory!"
"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"
"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."
Barack Obama.
Aleppo & the World
Ebola Virus
Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.
"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"
Count Putin
Tip jar
The Boomerang Sanctions
'Oh you mean that silly little email.'
Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield
'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"
Tension in middle east
'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'
Ukraine Crisis
'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'
The face mask
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