Conflict Historians Gifts

Barack Obama.

They're Not Just That Into It

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Archival Warfare

Inside One's Memory Bank

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Evolution Of Man.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

The Great Leap Forward

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Plagiarist!"

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

The unknown war poet.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."