Literary Critique Enthusiast Pillows

The Doomed Character

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Thomas Mann.

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

Why we need poetry. . .

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

The Proust of Twitter

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

George Orwell

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."