"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."
Literary Critics Pillows
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Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''
"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."
The eye of a painter and ear of a musician are good, but why did you bring a writer's shoe? The sole of a poet.
"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"
Theodore Dreiser.
The new revised P.C. title of the Arabian Classic: Ali Baba and the 40 economically deprived who made incorrect life choices.
BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.
For Sale - The rights to my story.
Holy Bible - Author Signing Today
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
First Novels.
Thomas Mann.
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"Now I really hate poetry."
Blue Stockings
Jean-Paul Sartre
Why we need poetry. . .
German Expressionist Breakfast
Shakespeare was bisexual
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."
George Orwell
"Oh, this old thing?"
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
Dating an English Major
The Proust of Twitter
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."
"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."
"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."
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