Academic Critique Gifts

College: 'We do not discriminate on the basis of race, age, sex, or religion. Students must simply be able to afford $20,000 tuition per year.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

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Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"He's left out the staples"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

Art Gallery.

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Uni. Snowflake Library