Academic Critique Appreciator Gifts

'My tests are very difficult. Not one of them has ever made a refrigerator door.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Final words on gravestones.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Alms Bank

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

The Man of Taste.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"I just love your use of lying"

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

Ezra Pound

Art is a cruel mistress.

Editor

"How about we forget 'new and improved' and settle for 'new'?"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Mary McCarthy.

"Your earlier work was better."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

'I really don't see the point?'

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

"When do you teach us how to become motivated?"

Intellectual support animal

'Since when did we start getting report cards, too?'