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College: 'We do not discriminate on the basis of race, age, sex, or religion. Students must simply be able to afford $20,000 tuition per year.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"He's left out the staples"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

Uni. Snowflake Library

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Art Gallery.

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."