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'It's all a load of Voltaire!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"