Collecting Ventriloquist Dummies T-Shirts

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

A cow ventriloquist.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"We never talk anymore."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg