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'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

A cow ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist Grave

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"We never talk anymore."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"