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"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

A cow ventriloquist.

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'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

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'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

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When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

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"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"We never talk anymore."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

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