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"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

A cow ventriloquist.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"We never talk anymore."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

Ventriloquism For Beginners

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.