Collecting Turtles Gifts

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Speed Dating for Turtles

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

The Stripper

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'