Collecting Turtles Pillows

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

The Stripper

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."